Hark!!! all ye poor shepherds in fields as you lay:
Dial Up would like to invite you to spend December 15th with your favorite dysfunctional familia! Who will drink so much ponche they have a veryyy public train-wreck holiday meltdown? Who will overeat and bust out of their leopard-print onesie? Who will lose it on their drag mother?! IIIeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mazel tov.
Dial Up wants to toughen you up for the upcoming holidays by providing the perfect setting for you to misbehave and act ...
Hark!!! all ye poor shepherds in fields as you lay:
Dial Up would like to invite you to spend December 15th with your favorite dysfunctional familia! Who will drink so much ponche they have a veryyy public train-wreck holiday meltdown? Who will overeat and bust out of their leopard-print onesie? Who will lose it on their drag mother?! IIIeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mazel tov.
Dial Up wants to toughen you up for the upcoming holidays by providing the perfect setting for you to misbehave and act out BEFORE you spend all that QT with your family in Arkansas.
Because we love you theeeeesssss much and want to pinch your cheeks realllyyyy hard, weve arranged for a night of CLASSY entertainment to celebrate this joyous Nol:
Alexis Blair Penney (High Fantasy) will be DJing AND THEN!!!!! she will SING the HELL out of the **HOLIDAY CLASSICS** for all of us to enjoy, as we smile and lift our mugs of Glgg to another year of health, wealth, and happiness.
Awwww. God bless us, every one!
To round out this Nutcracker, your resident DJs - Robert Jeffrey, dabecy, and Dr. Sleep will provide a dancefloor ambiance even El Niito Jess would jack to.
Your drunk Wise Men, Tim and Jorge, will do their best to make you feel awkward by saying and doing inappropriate things!
And, because this is Dial Up, we want you to wear your fugliest holiday get-up and look like you just stepped out of Divines trailer in Pink Flamingos. You never know who might be there . the lady who pepper sprayed everyone at Wal-Mart on Black Friday??!!!
Dial Up is a Christmas miracle, so you just never know! Dress to repress!
Paaa-rum-pum-pum-pum.
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12/15
$5
Oddjob Loft, Public Works