Repeat After Me:

"Tu es mon homme" - You are my man

"Fait-il chaud ici, ou cest juste vous?" - Is it hot in here or is it just you?

"Je voudrais vous voir a poil!" - I want to see you naked.

"Touches-moi partout sur mon corps" - Touch me all over my body

"Bien sur jai apporte des preservatifs!" - of course I brought a condom.



Now you are ready for your Sunday afternoon trip to Gay Paree c/o Heklina, Carnita & Stanley Frank! Bon Voyage!



DAYTIME REALNESS: Bienvenue Gay Paris!!

Sunday July 15th

El Rio

3-8pm

$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4

Hostessing by Heklina & DJ Carnita (Hard French)

Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Viennetta Discotheque)

Guest DJs: Myles Cooper (Hi Fantasy) & PORQ (Pony/Seattle)



Featuring Daylit Performances on the Patio by:

Vivianne Forevermore

Mahlae Balenciaga

U-Phoria

Tita Aida



Chicken & Waffles c/o Angry Man Eats

AngryManEats serves the most badass chicken & waffles youve ever had. Boneless, skinless chicken breast is battered & fried then served over a caramelized brioche-style waffle with your choice (and in any combination!) of housemade caramel, dark maple syrup, hot sauce, and powdered sugar.

http://www.angrymaneats.com/



Daytime Realness is a party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.



Daytime Realness Is: Burt Reynolds Mustache, Three's Company, Roller Skates, Astroturf, Kiddie Pools, Technicolor Jello Molds, Artificial House Plants, High Waistlines, Cuckoo Clocks, Floral Print Bathrooms, Shag Carpeting, Cabana Boys, Shrimp Cocktails, Harvey Wallbangers, Muppets in Bikinis, Pink Flamingos, Hawaiian Tropics, White Loafers, A SUNDAY YOU CANT REMEMBER & WILL NEVER FORGET More events at El Rio»