Heklina: You can't wear white after Labor Day!
Circuit Queen #8: That's not true anymore.
Heklina: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know.
[She whacks him in the face with a bottle of poppers]
Circuit Queen #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed!
Heklina: No... it hasn't.
[She hits him again]
DAYTIME REALNESS: (you can't wear) WHITE (after labor day) PARTY
Sunday September 15th
El Rio
3-8pm
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4
Hostessing by Heklina (Trannyshack) & DJ Carnita (Hard Fren...
Heklina: You can't wear white after Labor Day!
Circuit Queen #8: That's not true anymore.
Heklina: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know.
[She whacks him in the face with a bottle of poppers]
Circuit Queen #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed!
Heklina: No... it hasn't.
[She hits him again]
DAYTIME REALNESS: (you can't wear) WHITE (after labor day) PARTY
Sunday September 15th
El Rio
3-8pm
$8/$6 Early Bird Special from 3-4
Hostessing by Heklina (Trannyshack) & DJ Carnita (Hard French)
Turntabling by Stanley Frank (Viennetta Discotheque)
Guest DJs: Robin Simmons (Odyssey) & Chipmint
Featuring Daylit Performances by:
Roxy-Cotten Candy
Ethel Merman
Lady Satan
Daft-Nee Gesuntheit
Saucy, sure to stain all your finest whites BBQ provided by Sneaky's BBQ
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Daytime Realness is a party on the patio at El Rio every third Sunday afternoon from 3-8pm.
Daytime Realness Is: Burt Reynold’s Mustache, Three's Company, Roller Skates, Astroturf, Kiddie Pools, Technicolor Jello Molds, Artificial House Plants, High Waistlines, Cuckoo Clocks, Floral Print Bathrooms, Shag Carpeting, Cabana Boys, Shrimp Cocktails, Harvey Wallbangers, Muppets in Bikinis, Pink Flamingos, Hawaiian Tropics, White Loafers, A SUNDAY YOU CANT REMEMBER & WILL NEVER FORGET