BEATPIG: BABY-DADDY! TONIGHT!

We'd love nothing more than to be able to host an official Folsom Street Fair party, but alas, we're just going to have to settle with giving you the raunchiest pre-pre-pre-party in SF! You know, that time when twinks grow their beards out, the gyms are stuffed with fair-weather bunnies and everyone's standing in front of their mirror perfecting their WOOF's! Juanita will adjust your butt plug. Side Kick will custom-fit your harness. Walterwill be wearing all the Crisco. HOG HEAVEN HAPPY HOUR, featuring $1 wells, followed by Jameson, Absolut, Jager and Miller drink specials. Have Luna prepare your boots for the high holiday and start practicing your tough-guy poses in front of Kegan's lens! Pickup some Mister swag, while you watch Josh perform a demo bound to raise your filth threshold up for the following weekend. Please, don't be gauche and get some low-quality gear for the Fair; take note of what Santiago sets our dirty dancers with, and then swing by Mr-S-Leather before it's all gone! $5 cover helps hook up the Transgender Law Center!