TOOLBOX presents BLACK-OUT SWAN: A Psychosexual Ballet @ Club 93

Toolbox may be known to some as "low brow" or "silly" or even "ridiculous". This week, we get en pointe and make Toolbox into something classy! Sort of. BLACK-OUT SWAN An evening of psycho ballerinas, split personalities, domineering mothers, eating disorders, music boxes and broken toes. NATE BLANCHARD - He actually came up with the theme idea, and we thank him dearly for it. Some original comedy ballet! RICKY LUNA - Apparently he's going to be dancing. This frightens me. A lot. CHASTITY BELLE - A real ballerina! And overall fierce lady! MARCO X MIDDLESEX - A multi-talented gentleman of dance and song! FEROSHA TITTIES - The incarnation of class! UPHOLSTERY JACKSON JACKSON - Nothing says class like shoving things up your ass. BERNADETTE - One of our favorite performers, and the only ginger in the world with a soul! DEAN DISASTER - Also a very classy gentleman. VERY. AND...JUST ADDED CASSANDRA GORGEOUS - This gorgeous lady will rock you, shock you, and fuck you while in drag! and CONNIE SERVATIVE - I'd hate to imagine a world without Connie Servative in it. Also...we're celebrating the birthday of an incredibly attractive man who came to Toolbox last week and fell in love with it...Mr. CHRIS HOLLAR FREE show starts at 11:00 pm! Hosted by twinkle toes herself ALEXIS VON FIERCE. DJ DANK and DJ DINGBAT start spinning music like ballerinas in heat beginning at 9pm. Le Ballet Crack-adero de 9th Street will be performing the classic ballet Never-Sleeping Beauty. Eat a finger of frosting, ditch the controlling mom and go to places untold in your mind on 9th Street this Thursday at TOOLBOX's Black-Out Swan Tribute! Can't wait to see you there!