Well folks, it is time to revisit a sweet little dream that is near and dear to my tutu loving heart. Picture a dance floor full of bright smiles and bare legs. I have tasted a fearless freedom that can only be attained at a No Pants Party and I sincerely want you all to be a part of it!
Commonly limited to sex parties, house parties, and frat parties, No Pants Party is a truly ritualistic endeavor in which you symbolically shed layers of psyche along with literally shedding your pants. It i...
Well folks, it is time to revisit a sweet little dream that is near and dear to my tutu loving heart. Picture a dance floor full of bright smiles and bare legs. I have tasted a fearless freedom that can only be attained at a No Pants Party and I sincerely want you all to be a part of it!
Commonly limited to sex parties, house parties, and frat parties, No Pants Party is a truly ritualistic endeavor in which you symbolically shed layers of psyche along with literally shedding your pants. It is a powerful, transformative experience to let yourself go in such a way and all the more potent when you have a no pants guru to lead the way. No, I am not referring to myself (butt thanks). I refer now to MARK SLEE.
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You would not believe my delirious excitement to learn that he would indeed enthusiastically partake in the holy sacrament of no pants. About this time last year, we had a revival party where we lusciously attained some new no pants disciples and now expand the concept with a No Pants Revolution featuring a pants check lounge, workout salon and one great DJ all night long at the aptly titled Harlot San Francisco.
To warm up your dance hands, the loveliest of goddesses Jamie Mamikunian will bestow the gift of her world famous hand massages on the self-elected chosen people of the no pants kingdom.
And to help you find your Courage to Shine, the mystical Erin Shredder will guide the way to no pants bliss by demonstrating ideal techniques in butt tightening and thigh lengthening. Don't let lack of confidence hold you back. No pants is for everyone! And the music...well, let's just say it will be worth taking your pants off for.
If you've heard me once then you've heard me twice:
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND DANCE
$10 in no pants, $20 if you insist on wearing pants
self-service pants check
complimentary hand massages by Jamie
workout by Shredder at 9pm
funderwear strongly recommended
shirt cocking strictly prohibited