Daytime Realness - Drag From The Depths - This Sunday

It's a hot summer at El RioWorld, an amusement park whose main business is its drag shows. When handsome marine biologist Stanley Frank discovers a previously unknown species of drag queen has been rimming the starfish in the Twink Tank, his first inclination is to close the park and cast the fishnet and nail polish traps into the ocean bordering the park, for something truly frightful was in the water... and it wasn't serving fish, it was eating it! This doesn't sit well with the incredulous Mayor Tom Temprano, who chalks up the enthusiastic starfish-eating to a rogue seal. Frank backs down, and to his regret, that weekend, half the tank's starfish population is eaten which such ferocity, the tank is smeared red with Revlon's 'Fire & Ice.' Soon after, El RioWorld is turned on its gills..... and as the crest of a giant aqua-netted wig cuts through the water with a monstrous laugh, Stanley succinctly surmises, "it's a Heklina.... we're going to need a bigger boat!" Daytime Realness - Drag From The Depths Sunday July 17th El Rio 2-8pm $10/$8 Early Bird Special from 2-3 Hostessing by Heklina (MOTHER) & Tom Temprano (HARD FRENCH) Turntabling by Stanley Frank (SOME THING) Guest DJs: Durt (Ships in the NIght) & John Fucking Cartwright Featuring Daylit Performances by: MADD-DOGG 20/20 Qween Bearonce Growles Veruca Bathsalts Miss Rahni With sweet smokey BBQ c/o Sneaky's BBQ Like our Facebook page to get up to the minute updates on all of our debauchery http://www.facebook.com/DaytimeRealness