HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Queens and Kings and Non-Gender-Conforming Royaly! I hereby royally invite thee to Lady Cookie Doughe & Lord DJ MC2's courtly mummery pageant Ye Olde Monster Show: A Renaissance Faire-themed drag show at The Edge upon next Thursday! Thou whilst be most heartily entertained by our faire performers as we celebrate all things that harken to days gone by: Game of Thrones, Mists of Avalon (I guess, King Arthur too), Robin Hood, Shakespeare. The kindly and most lovesome Lady Elle Oh ...
HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Queens and Kings and Non-Gender-Conforming Royaly! I hereby royally invite thee to Lady Cookie Doughe & Lord DJ MC2's courtly mummery pageant Ye Olde Monster Show: A Renaissance Faire-themed drag show at The Edge upon next Thursday! Thou whilst be most heartily entertained by our faire performers as we celebrate all things that harken to days gone by: Game of Thrones, Mists of Avalon (I guess, King Arthur too), Robin Hood, Shakespeare. The kindly and most lovesome Lady Elle Oh Elle McFiercen will be thy hostess for an evening of grace, frivolity, funny jesters, and a few queens getting medieval on your ass! (Must provide own turkey leg)
Festivities will comence promptly at 9pm when our minstral begins weaving his magical set of the hottest bumpin' beats. Our tavern masters, Erick and Jeff, will be serving the finest ales and $5 Stoli cocktails all night long. And, feast thine eyes upon the fair and wanton barback, Govinda. Tip them well, and grab a seat early the show begins at 10:15, with a special DILDO JOUST to earn the favour of the virigin maiden Otter!
The luminaries...
SupposiTori Spelling, of Cocktaile Upon Gate
Landa Lakes, Jewel Galaxy MMXIV
Samoa That (Evan Graham), of the Hirsuit Clan
Linty, Royale Princess of the SEXITUDE Empire
Migitte Nielsen, of LifeCylce lore
Yves Saint Croissat (Sean Santos), Spicerakkian Khaleesi
and
Qween (Travis Santell Rowland), First of her Name
Our gracious gatekeeper Dean whilst be collecting thine $5 at our humble door, and we thank ye most kindly for supporting nightlife in our wonderous land of San Francisco. Be most loving to our Knight Sir Joseph of Cublet for guarding us through the night.
We shall see thee upon this Thursday hence!