Studio 5'4" Returns!

Do you make out with belt buckles when you go out dancing? Yes?!? Us too. So come lower your standards as we go back to our roots. The next Studio 5'4", the disco dedicated to the polket folk, returns to The Lone Star Saloon! Resident DJs Omnibot and Patty Meltdown get down, really, really low, to the disco tunes we know and love. Shorty gogo extraordinaire John A. Geluso climbs the pool table (with the help of a step stool). Hosted by Ross Fur Trap, who, even in 3" heels, is only 5'6". Drink Specials for those as short as Prince! No Cover!