Bawdy Storytelling's 'SapioSexual'


Storytellers include:
- Notoriously brilliant Sexologist Dr Carol Queen
- Foxy femme & Sex educator Maxine Holloway
- Genderfork founder Sarah Dopp
- Scientist & Pornographer Ned Mayhem
- SexLoveJoy's Lidia Anain
- More storytellers to come! Want to tell a story? Contact [email protected]

Sapiosexual: (n.) Becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use. Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, relating to the sexes.

Hey smarty, wanna party? If you're finding yourself drawn to that professorial pin-up boy, Dr. Stephen Hawking; if you do the Sunday Times crossword in pen, or have impure thoughts about what you could do with a retro-fitted Large Hadron Collider (the "largest Fleshlight in the world!"), then this is the evening for you. Bawdys doing another rare Saturday night show, and its dedicated to those size queens who salivate at the flash of a MENSA membership card, rather than a massive package. As Sister Roxane Roles likes to say: The hell with yer naughty bits; show us your naked BRAIN!

Bawdy Storytelling- the girl who wants to put her Heidegger in your Derrida - presents an evening of real world Einsteins with big libidos and even bigger IQs. Our handpicked line-up of pervy brainiacs will put down their copy of Kant's "Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals," put their pants back on, & spend their Saturday night telling you true stories that illustrate where their intellect and sex drive Venn diagrams intersect. Those nerds on "The Big Bang Theory" have no idea what a really big bang is about, do they? Join us on July 21st and lets celebrate the cerebellum, Bawdy style!

Tickets are $15 in advance at
$20 at the door

Just added: We'll have Aphrodisiac lollipops available from Elevated Dates - lick your pop while you listen!

Pre-sale tickets for SapioSexual include a discount code for Kinky Salon's Harem Nights - can you say AFTERPARTY?
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Storyteller bios:

- Ned Mayhem is a physics graduate student who has been a performer in straight, gay, and queer pornography since 2010. He has appeared in films that have been recognized at Cinekink, AVN, and Feminist Porn Awards. With his partner Maggie Mayhem, Ned runs the independent "DIY" porn site showcasing the couple's own brand of perversely heartwarming queer sexuality. Ned also uses the software he has developed for MeetTheMayhems to empower other adult performers and independent studios to control their own web presence and monetize their own content. In addition to, Neds software runs such sites as,, and Ned loves to share his pornographics enthusiasm with crowds, and he's spoken at MomentumCon 2012, Sex Week at Harvard, Arse Elektronika, Hackmeet, Nerd Nite SF, and OpenSF. If you want to chat - or screw - drop him a line!


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