Dizzy Balloon Reunion Show

On Saturday December 30th 2017, Jupiter's five major moons will align in the sky to create a once in a lifetime spectacle. The names of those five moons are Joey, Raffi, Louie, Jonny and Petro, and the resulting sequence of divine serenity viewable only from The Rickshaw Stop in San Francisco will forever be known as.... ****The Dizzy Balloon Reunion Show*** Reach for your telescopes nerds, because this is one turnt up arrangement you will not want to miss... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- The gang is getting back together again to perform all their hits such as Crazy Jim, Carry On My Wayard Son, and the fan favorite Raise a Glass? In this economy? It's been a long time since Dizzy Ballon has hit the stage and many are wondering what has this band of rascals been up to for the past three decades?!?!?!? Louie is unfortunately deceased. He ate some bad tuna while traveling in Japan to help build the worlds smallest drum kit in an effort to support interorganism jamming between humans and amoeba. Fortunately he filmed video of himself playing through the set before passing on to the other side and it will be projected against a wall during the concert. Raffi has been living at home with his parents reliving his glory days of being a rocknroll god counting down the seconds until Dizzy Balloon reunited. He is still cruising the local high school picking up chicks telling them that he slaps more than just the bass. In fact he has dubbed himself "The Bass God" and will have copies of his self authored pamphlet "Thank You Bass God" for sale the night of the concert. Joey has been frozen in what he hopes will be the worlds longest mannequin challenge of all time. Connected to numerous IVs and a catheter he has been stagnant motionless in a deep "dab" position -- his head jammed forward into his inner right elbow with his left hand extended out behind him for close to 7 years. He is still his funny self by repeating "help my body has become paralyzed i can't move I want out" for the past few months. Jonny went on to invent Snapchatt. Baring a striking similarity to the very successful image messaging app, but with the addition of an extra "t," Snapchatt has made a lucrative career generally from old people accidentally downloading it from the app store. There are many unique features within the app once it is opened most of which are ads! Petro went back to school and is now an accountant. Please join us for an epic night of once in a lifetime never again unless we decide to just get back together cuz life sux and I miss being a teenager i can't believe i stare at these three cubicle walls every day and no i don't want to get another coffee andrew please get your fuckin coffee breath out of my personal space lol personal space as if this hell hole of a workstation could be considered anything close to that what the hell happened? Like actually what happened? Who is this heartless broken man staring back at me in the mirror? Fever Charm is opening and DJ Aaron Axelsen is gonna be spinning. xoxo Dizzy Ba-fuckin-loon Who: DIzzy Balloon, Fever Charm DJ Aaron Axelsen What: A good time When: Saturday Dec 30th 7:30pm Where: The Rickshaw Stop (155 Fell St. San Francisco, CA) Why: Honestly I don't even know but here goes nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ How: Magic ALL AGES $17 online/ $20 door